Confessions of a New Mom #6 – Always, always, ALWAYS close your mouth when playing superman. Throw up in the mouth beats poop on the hands any day (March 15^th)

I needed a good laugh today and this confession felt like just the thing to do it. Not much to say on this one other than that it’s a true story. Oh, and learn from my mistakes. Don’t ever laugh while throwing your kids in the air, or while playing superman on your feet. In fact, let’s just keep it simple. Don’t ever open your mouth while raising your kids above eye level regardless of why you are doing it. Ever. It could mean the difference between your kid’s vomit IN your mouth or NEAR your mouth. BIG difference.

– The Confessioness